I promise I haven't vanished. . . .
. . . .I've just been on the road non-stop with work, and now our cable modem is out at home. I'll be back soon with BIG NEWS! and a funny story to boot!
posted by Master of None @ 11:32 PM
Master of None
About Me
- Name: Master of None
- Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Here’s a little bit about myself. I’m 29, married to a terrific gal, and have a 1 year old daughter and a dog. I'm a Great Husband and Father, Corporate Ladder-Climbing Businessman, Renaissance Man wannabe all at once.
Past Attempts at Making You Laugh
- October 13
- What in the hell do the birds and bees have to do ...
- The List
- Weekend in the Woods
- You Can Do It, We Can Help. . . .
- The man in the attic
- The year that Christmas moved to the dining room
- Letter to the Editor
- Master of None's Advice on Demand
- Brian Williams and Me
- Kimpossible
- The Infinite Abyss
- Just Humor Me
- Code, Code World
- Everything I Say and Do is Right
- Tales of a Gardening Knitter
- Shallow But Deep
- Shouting at the Void
- moo!
- Homestar Runner
- Church Sign Generator
blogs i read
Other funny sites
4 Comments:
anxiety.. big news from down South? The Olympics are coming back to Atlanta? You're running for mayor? I can't wait!
Let the speculation begin. Here is my theory:
MoN has been traveling to exotic locations for business over the past week. On lunch break last Tuesday, at a cabana on one of the Lesser Antilles, he watched as a cocunut fell off a tree and struck a beach-goer. The invention of a "coconut-catcher," or thin, highly inconspicuous net came to him. He rose from his chair and almost spilled a sip of his fruity drink on his shirt, then he walked to the tree and just as he did the sun came out on the beach--his great ahh-ha moment. That afternoon, he called a patent office and has now signed a contract worth $500 million to sell to resorts all around the world. He has decided that he'll move his family to the Carribean and start work on training his baby daughter as a professional surfer at the age of one.
OK. Thanks for the measly update, but now I am obsessively clicking on your blog multiple times a day in expectation of the big news, large announcement, huge report, WHATEVER it is. I am dying here. What is it?
Big news, huh?
sounds awesome . . .
Ben O.
HI MON! Big news huh? Well now that is exciting!
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